The 10-year-old Indian star of “Slumdog Millionaire” was awakened Thursday by a policeman wielding a bamboo stick and ordered out of his home. Minutes later it was bulldozed along with dozens of other shanties in the Mumbai slum that Azharuddin Mohammed Ismail calls home. After the latest misfortune, Azhar and his family will be spending the night on the muddy ground surrounded by the rubble of their shack. Eight Oscars and $326 million in box-office receipts have done little to improve the lives of the two impoverished children plucked from obscurity to star in the film, Azha and 9-year-old Rubina Ali. They have been showered with gifts and brief bursts of fame — including a trip to L.A. for the Academy Awards show in February — but their day-to-day lives are little changed.Rubina has fared no better: Her family’s shanty was flooded for days last month with sewage water from a backed-up drain.

Female Vocalist award as well, so all in all, it was a big night for the former American Idol, as it would have to be so that the country music star was not upstaged by the Carrie Underwood red dress she wore during her performance of her latest hit single, “I Told You So.”

Other winners included Sugarland for Top Vocal Duo, Julianne Hough for Top New Artist and Album of the Year winner Taylor Swift, for “Fearless.” The award-performance-award-performance cadence of the three-hour show gave 20 artists a chance to shine for a national audience. Miley Cyrus on “The Climb,” and Rascal Flatts on “Here Comes Goodbye” were among the show’s standouts.

The group was inducted by pal and fellow rock survivor Flea, bassist for the Red Hot Chili Peppers. With his hair dyed blue and wearing a vintage Metallica T-shirt under a green blazer, Flea recalled the first time he heard Metallica, in 1984 while on tour with the Peppers.

By the time drummer Ulrich got the podium, there weren’t many people left to thank, so he made sure to give a hearty shout out to the people in the balcony, a.k.a. the fans. “I think rock and roll is about possibilities and about dreams,” he said. “The fact that the six of us can be up on the stage tonight, snot-nosed kids, outcasts, loners who grew up in very different parts of the world, in very different situations and make it here tonight, to this wonderful night in front of all these people down here … Rock and roll truly is about possibilities. Look at us. Metallica’s in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame! Can you f—ing believe that?”

The 22-year-old star hasn’t had much luck at the box office since her breakout role in 2004’s Mean Girls, which grossed $86 million. Lohan’s last feature, 2008’s Chapter 27, made just $56,215.

The Monsters vs. Aliens video game calls players into action to battle against Gallaxhar and his alien robot army. Taking on the roles of The Missing Link, the macho half-ape, half-fish; the gelatinous, indestructible and always hungry B.O.B.; and Ginormica, the 49-foot-11-inch tall woman, gamers team up with the helpful genius Dr. Cockroach, Ph.D. and Insectosaurus, the 350-foot tall grub to defeat the alien invaders.

“I had avoided getting married pretty good for, like, 23 years,” he said. “I secretly felt that men who were married admired me – like I was the last of the real gunslingers.”

The family’s truck got stuck in the mud en route to the courthouse, he said. Jeepers. Letterman “walked two miles back to the house in 50 mph wind. It’s not Beverly Hills — it’s Montana.”

“And the whole way, I’m thinking, ‘See … you try to get married and this is what happens.’”

As Bruce Willis was preparing for his wedding day, his ex-wife Demi Moore was wearing a white bikini steaming her current hubby’s suit.

We know this since Ashton Kutcher sent out photos of his wife’s bikini butt to the world on his Twitter page.

“Shhh!, don’t tell wifey,” Kutcher sent in a tweet on Saturday morning.

The Woz stayed in the competition after fracturing his left foot two weeks ago, but a pulled hamstring suffered during a rehearsal on Friday has left his DWTS future in the balance.

Host Tom Bergeron told E! News the 58-year-old philanthropist is “determined” and is “still in the competition.” But, despite Bergeron’s positive words, Woz himself sounded less certain on Friday after a fan spotted him “limping pretty badly” around a CVS pharmacy in L.A.

“If the pain gets worse than before, I’m going to do the right thing,” Wozniak, who was wearing a boot for support on his left foot, noted at the time.

“God of Carnage,” which is poised somewhere in between, definitely delivers the cathartic release of watching other people’s marriages go boom. A study in the tension between civilized surface and savage instinct, this play (which recently won the Olivier Award in London for best new comedy) is itself a satisfyingly primitive entertainment with an intellectual veneer.